Frustration: Congress offically annihilates The Constitution

If it isn't bad enough that O.G. George Bush is trying to pardon himself for possible war crimes due to the treatment of detainees at G-Bay, the government has now jobbed each and every one one of us. With the new surveillance act passed by congress today , telecoms now have immunity to wiretapping lawsuits and agencies no longer need to go through FISA courts to begin tapping. Apparently according to Senator Christopher S. Bond, we have nothing to worry about “unless you have Al Qaeda on your speed dial.” Or in other words, if you've ever talked to anyone who might have talked to a cousin of a guy who looked up the words Al Qaeda on google, you're fair game. I'd bet you're now a known terrorist for reading this . . . JOBBED !!!

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SETI Frustrated

If you've been Rick Rolled then you understand, otherwise click here for a greater understanding.

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Senior Citizen Frustration

What sucks more than being 91 years old ? Being 91 years old and having completely lost your mind. Betty Borowski (91) has officially retired to Space Mountain. Between sticking her car keys in the car to unlock it, and reaching for the door handle, poor Betty lost her keys. Being that age yields wisdom, Betty decided it'd be a good idea to crawl under the car and look for them, and in the process, getting stuck underneath it. When she was found two days later she was said to be dehydrated, and SHOCKER, confused. Being old must be frustrating.

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Advertising Frustration

This would best be described as an Epic Fail on the Advertising department. I have a feeling hotels.com will no longer pay for advertising on MSNBC.

JP Morgan Pwns Family

In today's suffering economy, home foreclosures are an unfortunate side effect, and well, that sucks. You wanna know what sucks even more ? How about buying a house, and then coming home to see that JP Morgan Chase has drilled the locks, entered the house, and taken EVERYTHING YOU OWN INCLUDING YOUR FOOD. If that's not frustration I don't know what is. Apparently the home was up for foreclosure right before the old owners sold it, but once it was sold, the foreclosure proceedings were never stopped. I wonder what the street value is for a 3/4 full box of Cap'n Crunch and sleeve of saltines ?

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"I was set up, no really, I was !"

The classic line "I was set up." If it was on Family Feud under "Things criminals say when they get caught." I guarantee it'd be the #1 answer. That being said, it's no surprise that brothers Jose Colon and Maximo Colon, along with two of their friends uttered that very same line when they were arrested for selling drugs to undercover officers. Ironically, police surveillance tapes prove that they were indeed set-up by the police. Apparently the police were so undercover that they took on the intelligence of a criminal, just like the 18 year-old in Whales who posted a video of himself committing a crime on you tube. While it's frustrating to read about police behavior like this, I think we'll be alright as long I'm not posting an article next week titled "Man Ticketed for Going 100 MpH in a parked car."

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Lies, All Lies I Say !!!!

As if it's not bad enough that you're lied to by the President, Congress, the Military, members of the opposite sex, and the guy at Blockbuster that says there are no more copies of Brokeback Mountain because he's to lazy to go in the back and get it, it turns out that your own brain lies to you as well. Due to the way our brains apparently store information, we eventually lose the association of how we learned the information and even weather or not the information is true. While this may not be a medical breakthrough, it explains the frustration you may feel while sitting in the jail cell saying to yourself "I swore she said she was 18," and "Since when did no, not really mean yes ?"

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Justin Gimelstob: “I have no attraction to her because she’s such a douche.”

Is just one of the genius statements uttered by the ATP board member regarding Anna Kournikova. He also said such brilliant things such as "I'm going to hit her (Kournikova) with my 130 mph serve and make her cry." and "... I wouldn’t mind having my younger brother nail her (Kournikova) and then reap the benefits of that. She has a great body but her face is a five.” Gimelstob also bragged about banging Matrina Hinges, this man truly keeps it real. These statements were made on "The Junkies" morning show on WJFK 106.7 in DC. Not everyone was impressed however. Bille Jean King, Venus Williams, and numerous feminist groups are rather upset with Gimelstob prompting a 2-hour meeting with King, after which followed numerous fake apologies, insincere donations, and general female ass kissing. I'm not sure what's more frustrating here, having to deal with all the bullshit, or the fact that no one would have cared had this happened once the NFL pre-season started.

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I'll have . . . . . the chicken.

Frederick McKaney, 40, loves two things in this world, money, and chicken. Unfortunately, his mom only had the latter of the two, causing him to stab her in the neck. In fact, he was so frustrated that he then proceeded to assault another woman walking down the street with the 10lb. frozen chicken by hitting her over the head with it. Welcome to the nation Fred.

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